Nov 7, 2013

If You Smell Like Bret Michaels, You Will Get Some "Sexy Time"...

...with a farm animal that likes douchbags who smell like sweaty bandanas dipped in Preparation H.
At least that is the type of delusion that has led that tranny, Bret Michaels to launch his own line of cologne, Roses & Thorns. If you want to get your hands on such poison, go to… nah, fuck it. Nobody needs this, so don't subject a lady to that stench.


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