Oct 30, 2013

Hearing Bruce Dickinson Talk About Planes, Not Music, Is Weird

I have to admit, I feel as if I have not amounted to much, knowing that Iron Maiden singer Bruce Dickinson can outsing me, mop the floor with my ass in fencing and no matter how tired or drunk, he can always land a plane safely and the best I can do is share a few fart jokes with you.

I am however used to hearing Bruce either sing or talk about metal, so when you hear him discussing the pros and cons of the Eclipse 550 VLJ with Cardiff Aviation CEO, its as if Bruce is suddenly speaking a different language. BTW, I like that his hair is growing out.

Art by Lame Reaper.

Oct 28, 2013

New Steel Panther Promo Vid is Hot, but NSFW

A new glam album is typically about as interesting as zits on soggy tits, but when that glam band is the hilarious Steel Panther, that changes everything. The guys are gearing up to release their third full length album entitled “All You Can Eat” in early 2014 and have just released a promo video for the track “Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World” that features cameos by Jackass star Steve-O, porn icon Ron Jeremy, “Breaking Bad” actor RJ Mitte and MMA fighter Chuck Liddell.

The video features more tits than an average Brazilian soap opera and I guess it is NSFW because of a nasty puke midway through.

Meshuggah Drumming Secret

Oct 27, 2013

Learn Science from Steel Panther

If you're confused by the existence of identical twins or earth's orbit, you've come to the right Metal Skool with professors Lexxi Foxx and Satchel.

Dude Looks Like a Lady

“Hello? Yes, this is ‘Granny Fantasy Line’, how can I help you?”

Harp Dreams Twins Sweet

If Marilyn Manson wasn't much of an upgrade from Eurythmics to you, I hope that The Harp Twins will sweeten the deal for you as they cover "Sweet Dreams" in a hypnotizing medieval setting.

Best of Black Metal Girls - Halloween

Courtesy of Black Metal Girls, handpicked by TrueMetalhead.
(click on one to open a gallery)

Oct 26, 2013

Death Metal Sheep

Go home Corpsegrinder, you've been dethroned.

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Can You Shred Acoustic Guitar at 350 BPM Like This Fucker?

The answer is: 'FUCK NO'!

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Oct 22, 2013

Entire Dream Theater Album in 8-Bit

Geek Week continues.
If you look in the mirror and you see "wacked nerd" spelled out on your forehead AND if you have 75 minutes, check out an 8-bit version of Dream Theater's 2009 album “Black Clouds and Silver Linings”. You'll be thinking Castelvania or Mario Bros in no time. Yes, I warned you.

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Death Metal Version)

Hard Core EDM Dance Band

Ever wonder what happens to bands videos or music when they decide they don't want to pay the engineer for his time he spent? Well hopefully this video answers that questions.

Black Metal Slayer Cry

Oderus Urungus Reads 'Goodnight Moon'

Loudwire.com recruited GWAR frontman Oderus Urungus to help put your kids to sleep with a reading of 'Goodnight Moon'.

Oct 21, 2013

Horny Black Metal Pussy

Oct 15, 2013

Learn Where Babies Come From Steel Panther

If you support the stork story, the pros from Steel Panther will set your dork ass down. sit down and just let them.

Watch "Steel Panther - Steel Panther TV's LOVE ON THE ROCKS" on YouTube

Oct 12, 2013

The Avett Brothers Sing Heavy Metal

Oct 10, 2013

IKEA or Death? See if You Can Guess

When you shop at IKEA, you'll often realize that not only do these bell bottom sofas look like unthawed 70s relicts, but if you pay attention to names of the furniture, you'll often confuse them for obscure black metal band names.

Ready for a challenge?
Take a look at this cool and funny website and guess if VITTSJĂ– is a cheap shelving unit or extreme metal outfit.

It’s time to have some kvlt fun. Death to false furniture!

Dude, You Blew a Chance to Own a Gene Simmons Used Chewing Gum for Only $250,000

When the economy takes a dive and people really have to stretch their food budget, it's nice to know that there is an asshole out there who can spend $250,000 for a used gum once chewed by Gene Simmons. Apparently somebody paid that much for the unusual artifact on an eBay auction.

The gum was chewed by Simmons when he appeared on the UK Sports program Soccer AM and was sold by the channel to raise money for Street League, a charity which is dedicated to tackling youth unemployment in the UK. The winner of the auction also received the gum’s original packaging and a copy of Simmons’ script for the show.

I failed to see the value in this purchase, my only thought is, somebody is one day going to clone Gene.
Gene didn't swallow the gum, and if it was that easy, imagine how many Genes could be running around on this planet if only a small percentage of ladies didn't swallow and actually saved Gene's load?

If you want to be saying "what the fuck did I just watch?", go ahead and click on this link to see Gene chewing the shit out of a $250,000 stick of gum.

Oct 5, 2013

Old Housewives Get a Crash Course in Cannibal Corpse

"Moms on Metal" turns out to be one of the funniest web series around.
This time the old ladies are sitting around a coffee table, enjoying some wine and listening to Cannibal Corpse for the very first time. They dissect the music and cringe at the lyrics and make my afternoon more enjoyable.

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