Either Gene Simmons missed his chance, or he's on the phone with his lawyer or in a time machine.
Ghost B.C. beat him to it and are now selling their own set of pleasure toys.
The Ghost Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box Set, which sells for $199 contains a t-shirt, a brushed metal logo charm, a bible box set, a dildo shaped like vocalist Papa Emeritus and a butt plug with moulded grucifix base. Now you can really worship with the band or worship the band.
You can preorder the set at the official merch store. You can also opt out of the t-shirt and bible and just get the goods for $75. Unlike the t-shirt, which you must specify the size, according to the description the dildo is a "one size fits all".