Jan 21, 2013
Your non-metal friends often like to tease you about your music. When they feel like being nasty, they'll hit you in the weak spot. Just like a punch in the balls is one of their "metal is all the same, it's all about screaming and skulls on the album cover".
You then quickly become a metal evangelist and proudly respond: "No way dude, metal is not... uhmmm, it's not just... you know, the covers, they...., uhm, .... there's a lot more..., uhmm... AAAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!"