Oct 20, 2012

Man assaults boyfriend over playing too much Alanis Morissette

According to NME, a man has been arrested for attacking his boyfriend in Jacksonville, Florida, telling police he was driven mad by his partner listening to Alanis Morissette too much.

The violent incident saw Todd Fletcher, 33, assaulted by his boyfriend, Allen Casey, 24, with a plate. Police reports reveal that Casey also attacked Fletcher with his hands during the incident and that Fletcher was left with a large cut to his face.

Police quote Casey as saying the reason for his attack was Alanis Morissette. "That's all that asshole listens to" Casey told them.

Dude, how much Alanis is too much? I'd break a plate over his head after just one song. But then again, I don't have to worry about boyfriends with shitty taste in music. Uhm, or boyfriends for that matter.


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