Mar 23, 2012

Relationship advice from GWAR

A young man struggling to get his longtime girlfriend's parents to like him wondered what he could do to get in their good graces. Lucky for him, melty-faced lead singer Oderus Urungus set him straight. "You can't. You are fucking his daughter, he is never going to like you. That's a fight you're never gonna win."

In response to a young lady who has having trouble meeting men, GWAR gave her a down-to-earth tip. "If you would look in the mirror, Anna, you are a woman. You don't need sex advice. All you have to do is say, 'Sex, please, now.' We hope this helps you find Mr. Right, Anna.

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