Feb 24, 2012

Deicide sends Jesus to Hell

OMG! This is supposed to be an official promo video for Deicide's "Conviction" from "To Hell with God".
For a brief while my jaw dropped and I thought this was a fan-made joke video.

You can judge this for yourself. In this eye-candy of a brutal assault on your senses, Glenn Benton, while on his Harley of course, chases Jesus all the way to hell. All done in clay-mation no less! What more can I add. Just watch and enjoy.

Feb 23, 2012

Mustaine's religious and racist comments continue

L.A. Weekly published an interview today with Dave Mustaine who made some rather limiting comments about African women who have too many children. Below is an excerpt from that interview conducted by reporter Linda Leseman, the Megadeth frontman has the following comments:

"There's so many houses without a dad that it's just terrible. I mean, you know how they used to say there should be a license to have a baby? Well, as far-fetched as that sounds, I really think that, if the parents aren't going to stick together, they shouldn't make that kind of commitment to life. I watch some of these shows from over in Africa, and you've got starving women with six kids. Well, how about, you know, put a plug in it? It's like, you shouldn't be having children if you can't feed them."

Little does Mr. Rich Millionaire Mustaine know that African women have no access to contraceptions and procreate in order to assure survival of the race. His completely bonehead comments are typical of an angry, white, Republican, church-supporting millionaire. How's this for an idea Dave? Stick to metal riffs and leave your unnecessary politically challenged commentary to those whom we despise.

The once cool and (closer) to earth Mustaine also discusses other important "thrash-metal-related" topics such as how Bible prophecies are coming true, how he watches cooking shows and how Rick Santorum is the classiest of all the Republican candidates. Read the full interview by going here.

Feb 21, 2012

Headbanging Church does not judge you

"Whether it is tattoos or piercings, the book of Corinthians says there are people who may judge you based on your appearance, but they cannot judge your heart," says 31-year-old Pantokrator Church founder and pastor Cristian Gonzalez.

The Colombian heavy metal church claims 50 members who gather weekly to sing along with heavy metal hymns and join in head-banging prayers can be seen below.

Feb 18, 2012

UFO's Last of the Bone Riders cover revealed

The classic hard rockers UFO have changed their mind at the last minute and decided to stay hidden in the closet, as their new album "Last of the Bone Riders" got scrapped in favor of a much tamer alternative. Turns out the band consulted Urban Dictionary and verified that Bone Riders has less to do with Indiana Jones sequel and more with gay porn. The image of hot young lads was also deemed inappropriate and misleading, as the band in their current state looks more like the Lemon Party than the Hot Young Latino Cornhollers. So, like a good salad "Last of the Bone Riders" gets tossed into the "never-to-be-seen-or-heard" bin along with Lulu and we instead get a brand spanking new "Seven Deadly" album with a much less masculine cover. CD will be due on February 27 via STD/Steamhummer.

Feb 13, 2012

Guttural Hip-Hop!!! WHAT???

...No comment…
(The end of the world must be close by)

Feb 11, 2012

Keep your daughter away from Christian metalcore

Just as the Vatican warns you (no they don't), carrying the torch for a typical catholic priest is a typical metalcorer's legacy to continue the assault on young, this time not boys, but underage girls, as Derek Brunsveld, the 24-year-old singer of the Dayton, Ohio-based Christian metalcore band Ludlow Falls, has been arrested for allegedly having sex with an underage girl.

Miami County police believe that Brunsveld used his status in the popular group to convince other young girls to have sex with him.

Brunsveld is suspected of using his Facebook and MySpace (what?!?!?!) accounts to contact his victims, who may have been as young as 14 and 15 years old.

Warning to mister Brunseld, just because you sucked a priest's dick when you were an alter boy, doesn't mean that a young and messed up girl into metalcore (what kind of a parent would let them listen to that shit) will return the favor.



Hot for (60 year old) Teacher

After more than 25 years of anonymity, the woman who played the teacher in Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" music video has come forward. Her name is Lillian Muller and she has not changed one bit.
The 60-year-old beauty currently works as an inspirational speaker and personal health consultant. Muller, who modeled for Playboy magazine in the 1970s, also does some modeling work for AARP and has written a self-help book, "Feel Great, Be Beautiful Over 40."

Muller told Yahoo that she has been able to maintain her "Hot for Teacher" physique through a strict diet and lifestyle choices. She claims to have never had a drink in her life and has been a vegetarian since she was 27.

"I eat mostly raw food," she said. "People think I'm 40."

Muller told Yahoo that when she auditioned for the part, she did not think she would be hired for the teacher role in the video.

"I was early 30s at the time. I was a little old for the role," she told Yahoo. "But now I am in my 60s."

Wrap your cock with a Slayer this Valentine's

Still can't think of a gift to spice up your love life this Valentine's?
You can never go wrong with a Slayer t-shirt, especially when it comes with a Slayer-branded condom.
Visit Slayer Workshop and pick one up soon. On your way South of Heaven, be sure to wrap it up with this one of a kind condom.

Feb 5, 2012

Metal Motivator - vol 1 (Slayer)







Feb 3, 2012

2012 Guitar World Guinness Record

The event called "Thanks Jimmy Hendrix" will also showcase the 10th annual Guitar World Guinness Record attempt. It will  will take place in Wrocław, Poland on May 1st.
The previous record which saw 6346 guitar players simultaneously play along to Hendrix music was established in 2009. This year organizers are expecting an even larger turn out attempting to beat the previous record by playing along to "Hey Joe" by Jimmy Hendrix.

See the World Record breaking event from 2009 below.
(Check out the results of 2012 event here)

Feb 2, 2012

Bruce Dickinson on a Nuclear Submarine

According to the Helensburgh Advertiser, IRON MAIDEN singer Bruce Dickinson spent three nights earlier this week on board the nuclear submarine HMS Victorious at the Faslane naval base in Scotland.

The captain of the boat gave Bruce a special invitation to come on board and get a taste of what life is like living and working on a nuclear submarine.

A self-confessed submarine fan, Dickinson previously toured a Royal Navy submarine base in December 2003. On that occasion, he toured two classes of boat, the 8,000-ton HMS Sovereign, and the 16,000-ton HMS Victorious at Scotland's largest military establishment, the HM Naval Base Clyde near Helensburgh.

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