Dec 21, 2011

Psycho Santa - Xmas gift

(Be sure to substitute 7up with your favorite beer can)

1. Assemble the needed items. Find a can (such as a Coors or Budweiser. Europeans, you can insert a name of a real beer here) and, of course, your MP3 player––keep the earphones plugged in. Don't rinse out the can, you want to make sure that you retain the smell of beer. You'll also need something to pierce the can base with, such as a nail.

2. Pierce several holes in the bottom of the can with the nail. Make the holes mostly near the center of the can's base. Use a hammer to help make them if you don't have the strength to pierce the can.
Feed the earphones in through the top of the can.

3. Feed them through the hole where you drink from. If you want, they can be taped in place to prevent them from moving about but this is probably only needed if you're moving, such as in a car, or if you're doing 69. See how the earphones sit before taping.

4. Turn on the MP3 player at the other end of the earphones. Put on Episode 2 of Metal Detector and crank the volume up until it is loud enough to hear. It may take some volume adjusting to hear the sound well enough, but once you have the volume accurate, the sound should be clearly audible. Enjoy your new and unique mp3 player. Now, not only you look bitchin', but if you leave feedback on my iTunes, you will get a personal thank you from Psycho Santa.

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