Dec 20, 2011

Beware of Satan

The Lebanese Broadcasting Corporation (LBC) show "Ahmar bil Khat al Areed" ("The Bold Red Line") dedicated a recent episode to the connection between heavy metal and Satanism. You can now watch the entire program below.

Here at I can assure you that more than a decade of listening to metal assures that horns begin to grow on top of your head, after 20 years a tail pokes out of your ass and 30 years means that your voice begins to mutate into a three octave lower satanic growl. After you're exposed to metal for any greater length of time - you become Satan.

Hail Satan!

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